closest thing to a lawlu you'll ever get from me

Bit of an older drawing, rendering style has changed quite a bit

wait have you guys seen the sanji at universal studios cuz genuinely he made want to watch op 🙈

tbh my take on the whole “should batman kill the joker” thing is that batman is a volunteer gig, and bruce is allowed to have boundaries

should *someone* kill the joker? maybe, idk. that’s above my pay grade. but just bc bruce wayne is willing to shoulder the weight of the world (whether anyone actually wants him to or not) doesn’t mean we should all just accept that it belongs to him. he chooses to help in what ways he is able, the ways he can live with, and if killing is the one line he won’t cross no matter what, well, it could be worse. but he has no actual moral obligation to do any of what he’s doing, actually, and if having this one boundary firmly in place is what keeps him from having a mental breakdown and becoming the thing he swore to stop, then i say more power to him and we could honestly all stand to learn from his example

#actually yes i will reblog this again#it's wild to me how many people just straight up fall for the joker's victim blame game wrt bruce??

@vintagerobin you are a genius for phrasing this as victim blaming. bc yes, that is absolutely what it is. The Joker is essentially Batman's stalker and Bruce is not responsible for what he does.

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AU where Eddie, a drug dealer who hired two employees to legitimize his drug front, keeps creating new drug fronts because Steve and Robin keep quitting and he likes them.

He’s a franchise now.

Every business on this block is a front to launder money for drugs.

At this point he is a business owner who does drugs on the side, and he still hasn’t got up the nerve to ask Steve out on a date.

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Keith, wearing yet another horrible retail uniform: Boss, I can't keep doing this.

Eddie, standing in front of his his new sports equipment/music instrument shop: Don't worry, I've got them this time. This'll be the last one, promise.

Meanwhile, Steve and Robin learned four jobs ago that Eddie owns all these companies when they were doing Upside Down research.

They keep jumping jobs because they get a pay increase every time they do.

They go through a conspiracy theory phase where they're like, "do you think...no, Munson can't be a Russian spy...can he?" but the probability of it is not zero, so they keep job jumping to see if he trips up, but mostly they just get more money for doing WORSE at their jobs, so if he's a Russian spy or a government stooge, he's really bad at it, and their Eventual Get Out of Hawkins fund is looking pretty good at this point.

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Red supergiant meets white dwarf star