Take Caution Around Kasha

kawaiipyro:

i’m vriska and i walk like this

i’m vriska and i dance like this

i’m vriska and i can only count to 8

what the heck come after 8

(via findingmeenah)

  • Person: I'm not sure what to do, any advice?
  • HP fandom: Eat some chocolate, it'll help
  • THG fandom: Stay alive
  • Sherlock fandom: Not my division
  • Doctor Who fandom: Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.
  • Hitchhiker's Guide fandom: DON'T PANIC
  • Supernatural fandom: Salt! Lots of salt!
  • Glee fandom: COURAGE
  • Young Wizards fandom: Keep calm and check the Manual.
  • Homestuck fandom: Relax, you're doomed.

mosoli:

The reason Tumblr isn’t an anime is because all anime openings require someone to be running frantically but none of us even get up from our computers

(via crazyanimegirl)

  • (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
  • Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
  • (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
  • Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
  • Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
  • (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
  • Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

pyrates:

one time when dave and john are getting ready to Have Sex dave pulls down john’s zipper and john says ‘release the kraken’

there is complete silence

dave declares he has never heard anything more awful in his entire life john i can’t even look at you in the eyes oh my god

they can’t stop snorting enough to do anything else so they go out for pizza

Will someone please draw this

(via johndaveforbreakfast)